The Muppet Show

The Muppet Show1976

The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »



Link Hogthrob:
First Mate Piggy, I need your help.

Miss Piggy:
Yes! A real assignment, yes, yes!

Link Hogthrob:
We are losing altitude... [Miss Piggy gasps]... and we must lighten the weight of the rocket by throwing something overboard.

Miss Piggy:
Oh, and you want me to help you decide what.

Link Hogthrob:
No.

Miss Piggy:
Huh?

Link Hogthrob:
We've already decided what.

Miss Piggy:
What? [Link suddenly becomes nervous, unable to speak; Piggy looks at him closely and suddenly becomes enraged] ARE YOU *OUT OF YOUR MIND*? [quivers with rage]

Link Hogthrob:
No hard feelings, I hope, Miss Piggy?

Miss Piggy:
[yelling] NO HARD FEELINGS? WHY YOU... [Link suddenly opens a trap door under Piggy, who falls through; he then looks down at it as Piggy suddenly pops up behind him through another trap door]

Link Hogthrob:
Au revoir, fatso!

Miss Piggy:
[taps Link on the shoulder to get his attention] Fatso this! HI-YA! [karate chops him, knocks him down and then stomps on him]

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