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The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »



Kermit the Frog:
Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?

Miss Piggy:
Um... well... uh... uh... what would make you think a thing like that?

Kermit the Frog:
The photographer who was just here. He was from Tongue Magazine.

Miss Piggy:
Oh. Uh-huh... Well, it was just a little teeny-tiny item.

Kermit the Frog:
[Getting angry] It was a cover story about us being secretly married!

Miss Piggy:
Just a little slight exaggeration.

Kermit the Frog:
[shouting] That's a bold-faced *lie*, Piggy! I will not stand around while you do dumb things like that, Piggy! You've done that to me too many times, Piggy! I will not stand for it! I will not stand for it!

Miss Piggy:
Well, what are you going to do?

Kermit the Frog:
[Still shouting] I'll *tell* you what I'm going to do, Piggy. I'm going to *fire* you! Piggy, you are fired! You are fired, Piggy! You are fired! Fired! [breathes heavily]

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