The Muppet Show1976

Kermit the Frog:
Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?

Miss Piggy:
Um... well... uh... uh... what would make you think a thing like that?

Kermit the Frog:
The photographer who was just here. He was from Tongue Magazine.

Miss Piggy:
Oh. Uh-huh... Well, it was just a little teeny-tiny item.

Kermit the Frog:
[Getting angry] It was a cover story about us being secretly married!

Miss Piggy:
Just a little slight exaggeration.

Kermit the Frog:
[shouting] That's a bold-faced *lie*, Piggy! I will not stand around while you do dumb things like that, Piggy! You've done that to me too many times, Piggy! I will not stand for it! I will not stand for it!

Miss Piggy:
Well, what are you going to do?

Kermit the Frog:
[Still shouting] I'll *tell* you what I'm going to do, Piggy. I'm going to *fire* you! Piggy, you are fired! You are fired, Piggy! You are fired! Fired! [breathes heavily]