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The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »


The Newsman:
Here is a Muppet News Flash. An international spy ring is trying to sneak ridiculous stories into the news. Fortunately, with the tight security in the Muppet Newsroom, it can't happen here. [picks up another paper] In other news, a black-and-yellow-striped mackerel was elected king this morning and... [stops and looks perplexed; Bruno runs up] Huh?

Bruno:
Yes?

The Newsman:
Where have you been?

Bruno:
Oh, I've been showing His Majesty around the newsroom. [a mackerel walks up, dressed in royalty; the Newsman sees him]

The Newsman:
Holy mackerel!

Mackerel:
No, Your Highness will do. Would you like to be knighted?

The Newsman:
Oh, well, of course.

Mackerel:
Okay. Good night! [the mackerel hits the Newsman on the head, knocking him out]

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