The Muppet Show1976
The Newsman:
Here's a Muppet News Flash. Orchestra leader Zuben Beckmesser was nearly electrocuted at the Metropolitan Opera today when he absentmindedly inserted his baton into an electrical outlet.
[an orchestra conductor walks up, holding a baton, his hair messed up and his body shaking; the Newsman sees him]
The Newsman:
Uh, Mr. Beckmesser, I understand, according to doctors, you would've died instantly had you not been such a poor conductor.
[the Newsman laughs at his own joke; the conductor jams his baton in the Newsman's nose]
The Newsman:
I'm sorry! I take it back!
[the conductor nods and removes his baton]
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