The Muppet Show

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The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »



The Newsman:
Here's a Muppet News Flash. Orchestra leader Zuben Beckmesser was nearly electrocuted at the Metropolitan Opera today when he absentmindedly inserted his baton into an electrical outlet.

[an orchestra conductor walks up, holding a baton, his hair messed up and his body shaking; the Newsman sees him]

The Newsman:
Uh, Mr. Beckmesser, I understand, according to doctors, you would've died instantly had you not been such a poor conductor.

[the Newsman laughs at his own joke; the conductor jams his baton in the Newsman's nose]

The Newsman:
I'm sorry! I take it back!

[the conductor nods and removes his baton]

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