The Muppet Show1976

Kermit the Frog:
Now, there is no such thing as a phantom. That's final, period, end of report!

Fozzie Bear:
Uh, Kermit? What has a skull like head, fiery green eyes, and a torn cape?

Kermit the Frog:
I don't know.

Fozzie Bear:
I don't know either but it's right behind you!

[Fozzie, Scooter, Gonzo, and Hilda run away screaming]

Kermit the Frog:
Uh, you will notice that I did not fall for their joke. And if it isn't a joke and if there is someone or something behind me, there is no doubt a logical explan for it. So I shall now just turn slowly around and see what is going on here.

Kermit the Frog:
[unnerved, but remains calm when he sees Uncle Deadly behind him] Uh, pardon me, sir. But is there a logical explanation for your presence here?

Kermit the Frog:
[Uncle Deadly's response is an evil, maniacal laugh] Apparently, there is no logical explanation.

Kermit the Frog:
[runs away screaming]