The Norm Show1999

Kevin Fitzgerald:
Norm, you're a human being - a real person; of course I can buy you. Now, to help you get over Jen, I've made a date for you, with the Playboy triplets. [holding a yellow piece of paper] Here's their phone number. Now you're gonna have to dial those numbers on an actual phone. [with sarcasm] You know, you just can't talk into the piece of paper.

Norm Henderson:
You must think I'm pretty spinless. [tearing the piece of paper up into multiples parts] That I would even consider such a low and vulgar offer such as this, can you hand me that Scotch tape? [taking the tape from Kevin and turning to walk away] You're some piece of work, buddy, I'll tell you that.