The Norm Show1999

Shelly Kilmartin:
Norm, this is why we broke up: you're completely unwilling to look at your life.

Norm Henderson:
Well, ah, so you're saying if I go to these, ah, group therapy things it'll really make a difference to you?

Shelly Kilmartin:
Yes, it would; a big difference.

Norm Henderson:
Really? So, you'd go out with me then?

Shelly Kilmartin:
Well, if you were psychologically more healthy I would definitively consider it.

Norm Henderson:
All right then, I'll go - I'll go to one.

Shelly Kilmartin:
You can't just go once.

Norm Henderson:
Well, how many do I have to go to?

Shelly Kilmartin:
Well, there's not a magic number, Norm, you just go until you're better.

Norm Henderson:
See, that doesn't seem right.

Shelly Kilmartin:
Okay, there are six sessions in the workshop. You have to go to all six.

Norm Henderson:
And, ah, if I go to all six, then what do I get out of it?

Shelly Kilmartin:
Well, ah, if you go to all six I'll, ah, I'll take you to lunch. And you'll be mentally healthy, and you'll have a chance at a happy life.

Norm Henderson:
Well, if I'm mentally healthy and I have a happy life, why would I go to lunch with you?