The Norm Show1999

Danny Sanchez:
Norm, you're doing community service, ah, she seemd to like you - you should have told her the truth.

Norm Henderson:
Ah, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, sweet, innocent naive Danny. Don't you realize the truth is for children and people who don't wanna to have sex? There's only one problem: I got no place to take her 'cause I got no money.

Danny Sanchez:
Oh, you know, you don't have to take her out. You know what women love?

Norm Henderson:
Yes, I know what women love, but I got no patience for that. [waving Danny's presumed idea off]

Danny Sanchez:
No, no, when, when you make them dinner, they thin-they think that's very romantic.

Norm Henderson:
Oh, yeah - that's a good idea. I'll make her dinner. Hey! Do-do women love Lunchables?