The Norm Show1999

Laurie Freeman:
God! The game is still going on?

Norm Henderson:
Quiet! I'm praying!

[Norm yells at Laurie whom has just walked up behind him in the bar as he watches the football game]

Laurie Freeman:
Praying?

Norm Henderson:
Yes, and it's working, all right? I think God just tripped their leading scorer. Now, just quiet.

[puts his hands together to pray]

Norm Henderson:
Dear God, please let there be world peace, and please let there be a cure for cancer, and please let the ducks score

[he says very quickly]

Norm Henderson:
and, ah, the starving children, and, ah...

Laurie Freeman:
You're, you're trying to TRICK God!

Norm Henderson:
SSSHHHHH! I'm sure God can handle himself, all right? I'm sure he went to college.