The Norm Show1999

Moderator:
Oh, I see we have someone new joining us this week. [seeing Norm enter and sit down] Would you like to start first?

Norm Henderson:
Well, I just wanna say, ah, that, ah, I used to think I was better than you people, you know? And then, ah, then somethin' happened to me recently where I realized that I, ah, have a problem, 'cause somethin' I did really hurt my brother, so I just wanna say that, ah, I have an addiction too, and I need help. [sits down, sad]

Tony:
[another man stands up] Hi, my name is Tony and I haven't had sex with a dead person in over two weeks.

Norm Henderson:
[Norm looks around confused, gets up and starts backing away, then sees a sign that reads: "ROOM 212 NECROPHILIACS ANONYMOUS"] Hey, wait a minute - this isn't gambler anonymous, that must be down the hall. [opens the door to leave] I just want to say something. Remember earlier when, ah, I said I wasn't better than you people? Well, I AM! I'm better than you people! And I'm gonna leave, all right? And if I should happen to die in the hallway, just STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! All right? Keep your hands to yourself!