The Norm Show

     

The Norm Show1999

The Norm Show is an American television sitcom that ran from 1999 through 2001 on the ABC television network. Originally titled The Norm Show, the show simply became Norm from September 1999 through the remainder of the show's run. more »


Claire Stackhouse:
You know, you're cute for a guy with scary eyebrows. So, what are you doing the rest of the evening?

Norm Henderson:
Well, ah, ah, I was planning on going to my apartment and drinking myself into a stupor, but, ah, if there's any chance of having sex with you I can wait until after.

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