The Oblongs...2001

Bob Oblong:
[after seeing Milo trying to saw his bed in half] Come on Milo it's time for school.

Milo Oblong:
I'm almost through Dad just give me a minute.

Bob Oblong:
Now Milo you know you're not supposed to handle anything sharper than your a boiled egg.

Milo Oblong:
It's not fair dad. Why can't I go to normal school like everyone else? Why do I have to go to a school for phsychos?

Bob Oblong:
Wait a minute there Milo. It's not a school for phsychos. It's a school for the socially uplifted.