The Royle Family1998
Dave Best:
'Ey, I'm rough today me me guts are well off, I had a bad pint last night.
Jim Royle:
I bet you washed them down with a few more, though, didn't you.
Antony Royle:
How d'ya know if its a bad pint?
Dave Best:
Cos you can sh*t through the eye of a needle.
Jim Royle:
Where did you go?
Dave Best:
Pear tree.
Jim Royle:
Bloody hell, you don't wanna drink in there.
Dave Best:
Well, I know that now, don't I?
Jim Royle:
Bloody hell, He doesn't clean his pumps him.
Antony Royle:
No, actually the lagers all right.
Jim Royle:
How would you know, soft lad?
Antony Royle:
Dad, I'm 15.
Jim Royle:
'Ey! listen if I ever catch you in The Feathers I'll clip you round the bloody ear, you do not sh*t on your own doorstep!
Dave Best:
I nearly did last night, I couldn't get the key in quick enough.
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