The Royle Family1998

Barbara Royle:
Give us a go of that new lippy, Denise. It's a lovely colour, in't it? You know I can't usually wear red, it does nothing for me. Can't wear red, can I, Jim?

Jim Royle:
No, that's what's held you back all these years.

Barbara Royle:
D'ya know I am looking my age, it's these last few months it's crept up on me. Mind you it could be worse at least I've still got me schoolgirl figure.

Jim Royle:
I must clean that mirror.

Denise Royle:
Get lost, Dad, Mam's got a great figure for a woman her age.

Barbara Royle:
It's gonna be really tempting working at that Bakers. I don't wanna put any weight on before the wedding, I want to get meself a really nice little suit.

Jim Royle:
Why don't you go in your school uniform, it still fits you, doesn't it?