The Secret Life of the American Teenager2008

Lauren Treacy:
I just think you should see a doctor. And I would go to a doctor before you go to whoever this guy is. There may be something else wrong with you that's making you test for pregnancy, even though you're not pregnant.

Madison Cooperstein:
Oh yeah, like the monkey pox or like a flesh eating virus or something! I mean, that would be a relief!

Amy Juergens:
No, no, it would, she's right, I-I'm calling my doctor.

Lauren Treacy:
Wait, you're calling your doctor? Don't you think your mother should do that?

Amy Juergens:
You don't think I'm telling my *mother* about this, do you?

Lauren Treacy:
You have to! Either you're sick or you're pregnant! She's going to find out sooner or later.

Madison Cooperstein:
Why?

Lauren Treacy:
Because... she'll either *die* or have a *baby*.