The Sopranos1999

Tony Soprano:
I'm depressed.

Carmela Soprano:
I'm telling you. Don't you start now.

Tony Soprano:
What does that mean?

Carmela Soprano:
It means what it means. I have enough on my plate, I don't need you adding to it with your bullshit.

Tony Soprano:
Bullshit? It's an illness and it's f***in' hereditary.

Carmela Soprano:
Thank you, I know. I am intimately acquainted with the Soprano curse. Your father, your uncle, your great-grandfather who drove the donkey cart off the road in Avellino, all of it.

Tony Soprano:
Oh, you think it's a joke?

Carmela Soprano:
Am I laughing?

Tony Soprano:
Well, then what are you sayin'?

Carmela Soprano:
He didn't get it from my family. That's all I'm gonna say.

Tony Soprano:
Your family don't even talk. Your father's so bottled up it's a wonder he's even got a stomach left.

Carmela Soprano:
Yeah, as opposed to yours.

Tony Soprano:
At least my father was out front about what was botherin' him.

Carmela Soprano:
Right, with a bullet through your mother's beehive hairdo.