The Sopranos1999

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
You know, when you asked me what Irina's cousin had, that you don't have? Well, I thought about it, 'cause it's a pretty good f***ing question. And yes, she's sexy enough even with the one pin gone, but that's not it. I could converse with her 'cause she had something to say.

Carmela Soprano:
I AM HERE! I have things to say!

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Besides bringing the f***ing chairs down and sign the f***ing trust! She was a grown woman who was kicked around. And she's been on her own and she had to fight and struggle!

Carmela Soprano:
Unlike me? Is that it?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Yeah.

Carmela Soprano:
[shouting] Who the f*** wanted it like this? Who the f*** pissed and moaned of just the idea of me with a f***ing real estate license?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Well, you sit back for 20 f***ing years all you did was fiddle with the air conditioning and f***ing b*tch and complain! And f***ing b*tch, b*tch, b*tch to me! TO YOUR PRIEST! F*** IT!

Carmela Soprano:
Who knew all this time you wanted Tracy and Hepburn? Well Tony, what about all the thousand other f***ing pigs you had your dick in over the years? The strippers, the cocktail waitresses, were they all your best friends all of them too? [pause] You f***ing hypocrite.