The Suite Life of Zack and Cody2005

Carey Martin:
The more you connect with them the less your stuff they'll break.

Mr. Moseby:
You really expect me to believe that?

Carey Martin:
No... Mr. Moesby, please, please, please, please, please! I never get a day to myself and the boys love you.

Mr. Moseby:
They love me?

Carey Martin:
No, but they might if you took them to a baseball game.

Guest #1:
Well, I can't believe that hotel guy won't take his own kids to a baseball game.

Mr. Moseby:
They're not my...

Guest #2:
That's just not right.

Mr. Moseby:
But I hate baseball.

Guest #1:
Now that's just un-American.

Guest #2:
Can you believe this guy? I guess you hate apple pie too, huh, fella? And puppies. And your own mama.

Mr. Moseby:
Sir...

[shouts]

Mr. Moseby:
I love my mama!

[to Carey]

Mr. Moseby:
I'd love to take the boys to the game. What time is kick-off?