The Suite Life of Zack and Cody2005

Maddie:
The good news is, nut girl will probably vote for you, unlike me.

Trevor:
Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree-hugger.

Maddie:
If you have it your way, there won't be any trees left to hug!

Trevor:
Oh, next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.

Maddie:
Yes, 'cause they're to blame.

Trevor:
Oh, cry me a river.

Maddie:
If I did you'd pollute it!

Trevor:
You bleeding heart liberal!

Maddie:
Establishment puppet!

Trevor:
Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?

Maddie:
I'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!

[they kiss]

London:
[to some museum employee] Wow, didn't see that coming.

Maddie:
I hate you!

Trevor:
I hate you more!

[continue kissing]

London:
[to the same employee] Boy, I wonder what they'd do if they liked each other.