The Suite Life of Zack and Cody2005

Muriel:
Her name was Irene and she was beautiful!

London Tipton:
Oo, just think me, but not as rich, or pretty, and dead.

Muriel:
Anyways, in 1940, Irene and her husband checked in to this hotel, but he left.

Zack Martin:
What happened?

London Tipton:
He went off to war. She waited 3 years, but he never came back.

Zack Martin:
So, he died in battle?

London Tipton:
No, he...

[Muriel stuffs the feather duster in London's mouth]

Muriel:
He mat some Italian babe and opened up a pizza parlor in Naples.

London Tipton:
[spits out feathers] She got so mad, she threw the silver brush he had given her at the mirror.

Muriel:
The mirror shattered into a million pieces and a chard flew out, and that was the end of that. Ccccccrrrrrrr!

[putting her finger across her throat]

Muriel:
Good luck.