The Thick of It2005

Robyn Murdoch:
The Mail's got hold of a story about Ben being racist to a cleaner and saying racist things!

Terri Coverley:
Yeah, and they're gonna run with a headline "Uncle Tom's Cabinet", which is gonna be a really big problem for us, actually, because it's a very very good headline!

Ben Swain:
I'm not a racist! I'm so not a racist! One of my best friends is an Asian! No, I know that sounds...

Malcolm Tucker:
[to Jamie] You! That's it! I'm not standing for that! It's over! You're f***ing a dead man walking!

Jamie:
You think I leaked this?

Malcolm Tucker:
What do you think I am, seven years old?

Jamie:
Kiss my bollocks, this has got nothing to do with me! [to Ollie] It was you!

Oliver Reeder:
No, it wasn't f***ing me! Why would it be me? I thought we'd be working together in the new administration!

Glenn Cullen:
The new administration! Listen to the First Lady!

Oliver Reeder:
Shut up, Glenn. Shut up.

Jamie:
I've got it! [about Robyn] It was f***ing Johnny Mitchel here, it was her!

Robyn Murdoch:
I've leaked nothing!

Jamie:
What are you talking about?

Robyn Murdoch:
Other than the incidental leak, obviously.

Malcolm Tucker:
[to Jamie] I know it was you. You're a pint pot Judas.

Jamie:
It wasn't me!

Malcolm Tucker:
A pint pot Judas!

Jamie:
I'm five foot ten!

Malcolm Tucker:
Well, you don't feel that.

Glenn Cullen:
Malcolm. It wasn't him. It was me.

Jamie:
Oh, f*** off.

Oliver Reeder:
No way. No way.

Glenn Cullen:
I've been leaking for 27 years, I know how it's done. I leaked!

Oliver Reeder:
You don't leak! Well, not from the mouth, anyway.

Malcolm Tucker:
Just f***ing shut up. At least this is Hugh's Glenn. All you are, mate, is f***ing Ben's Glenn.