The Thick of It2005

Jamie:
Will this help to f*** the Nutters or not?

Julius Nicholson:
Look James, those Nutters, they do not operate in a vacuum. They're part of the party, they're part of government. I mean, Ben Swain is going on Newsnight tonight, God knows what's that gonna throw up.

Malcolm Tucker:
His lunch. I mean, a big nothing, junior Nutter being interviewed by a dwarf hack.

Julius Nicholson:
That is a Paxman interview.

Malcolm Tucker:
No, it's not Paxman. Are you sure of that?

Julius Nicholson:
Yes Malcolm, I'm sure it's Paxman. I've just spoken to Pat Morissy, she's confirmed it half an hour ago.

Malcolm Tucker:
She's ticked this? Well, fine, you know, Paxman, I mean he's lost his teeth anyway, he's like Russel f***ing Hearty these days.

Jamie:
Without the element of danger.

Malcolm Tucker:
[after the meeting] What happened to my tick?

Jamie:
I don't know.

Malcolm Tucker:
God, I just got it and now Pat's taken it away! It's a two-ticks system and she gets both f***ing ticks!

Jamie:
Pumpkin-ticks.

Malcolm Tucker:
She's got a f***ing enormous box as well.