The Venture Bros.2003

Hank Venture:
Are you okay? Dr. O said you're probably insane now and that you'll never be the same.

Dr. Venture:
Are you kidding? Okay, I'm just turning 16 and having a birthday pool party. My father invites every girl he knows, and I'm not talking about girls my age. No, not Jonas. He invites Playboy Bunnies and models and, I think, actual whores - you know, real prostitutes. So there I am in my giant bathing suit with nervous puberty oozing out of my gigantic pores. Just, just awful. So, the band suddenly stops playing and I hear "And now the man of the hour, Rusty Venture!" All eyes on me, right? Then suddenly, almost predictably, the Action Man shoots my groin with a shrink ray right as that f***ing jackass Colonel Gentleman pulls my shorts down.

Hank Venture:
Wow. That's like a nightmare.

Dr. Venture:
Oh, no! No! What I went through today was "like a nightmare." What happened when I was 16, that is my life!