The Venture Bros.2003

Ghost Pirate 1:
[Watching Brock beat up the fake Ghost Pirate] Oh my God, he's gettin' his ass kicked! We gotta save him!

Ghost Pirate 2:
Are you kiddin'? My sword's made of cardboard.

Pirate Captain:
Enough!

Pirate Captain:
[Everyone stops fighting] Get off that man before he kills the hole lot'o'ye.

Pirate Captain:
[Holding Dean as a shield at gunpoint] I don't think he wants to see what his child is made of. [Overcorrecting himself] I mean, what he's really made of, not like a test of his mettle...

Brock Samson:
[Interrupting] We heard you the first time...

Pirate Captain:
[Interrupting] Silence! Your insolence will not be tolerated... again. [Motioning to the fake Ghost Pirate lying motionless on the deck] Hey, is that guy dead?

Brock Samson:
Yeah, probably.

Pirate Captain:
[Irritated] Oh, c'mon! Was that necessary? Really?

Dean Venture:
Your plan was almost flawless, only, that's no ghost...

Pirate Captain:
[Sarcastically] Oh, ya' think, genius. What was it that tipped ya' off, brainiac? Was it the rubber mask; maybe the huge zipper? [to Brock] But you had to go and kill 'im anyway. If you'd a played by the rules, the Ghost Pirate rules, none of this would have happened! But, no, you had to go and kill a guy.