The Venture Bros.2003

Abraham Lincoln:
Microchip! Microchip! Infused to the back of Colonel Manstrong's neck. His mother is using it to control him and he's going to assassinate the president!

Dean Venture:
I don't know, that sounds kinda far fetched.

Hank Venture:
[to Dean] Thanks. I'm glad you said it first.

Abraham Lincoln:
[stops raving frantically after hearing Hank] Far fetched? Didn't either of you see the 'Manchurian Candidate'? Not even the remake with Denzel? I've been dead for seven score years and even I...

Hank Venture:
[Quietly, to Dean] Who is this guy again?

Abraham Lincoln:
[Interrupting loudly and irritated] ABRAHAM LINCOLN! 16th President of the United States? C'mon you're kidding me!

Dean Venture:
[to Hank] Yeah, haven't you learned anything in bed?

Abraham Lincoln:
[Irritated and rubbing his temples] Alright, how about this: I'm the five-dollar bill guy...

Hank Venture:
[Excitedly] You invented the five-dollar bill?

Abraham Lincoln:
[Sarcastically agreeing] That's right, Hank. Yes I did. [burying his face in his hand as to appear he's given up on Hank; looks to Dean] Dean, you seem to have a bit more on the ball here. Would you mind being able to help me? For the Union?