The Venture Bros.2003

Billy Quizboy:
I hate to be the one to break this to you, Rust, but your boys are pathetically underprepared for adulthood.

Dr. Venture:
Well, sure, Hank's a bit of a late bloomer, but did you catch Dean's little mustache? Really starting to come in.

Billy Quizboy:
Yeah, regardless of the 'stache, neither of them knows a thing about the real world.

Dr. Venture:
What are you talking about? Those kids have been around the globe more times than Ga?tan Dugas.

Billy Quizboy:
But the stuff those beds have been teaching them is more dated than Funk & Wagnalls. I mean, what college do you think is gonna accept transcripts from a talking bed anyway? Especially since, if I'm reading this right, Hank didn't graduate.