The Venture Bros.2003

Dr. Jonas Venture:
Look, I'm not really your father, OK? I'm an alien who was sent here at this appointed time to kill that guy, because he would have destroyed all life as you know it. I took the form of your dad, because I figured it would be easier to accept. I didn't want to stress you out. End of the world, life on other planets, blah blah blah...

Dr. Venture:
Why, you son of a B*TCH! Do you know what you just put me through? What the f*** where you thinking? What kind of f***ed up planet are you from, where you think showing up as my dead f***ing father is supposed to make me feel any better?

Dr. Jonas Venture:
Okay, take it easy...

Dr. Venture:
You prick!

Dr. Jonas Venture:
Look, I just save your entire plane...

Dr. Venture:
PRICK!

Dr. Jonas Venture:
All right, fine! You wanna see? Here! ["Jonas" removes his face, which we don't see as the camera cuts to a reaction shot of the horrified response of the assembled characters]

Dr. Jonas Venture:
There! That would've been better, if I'd shown up like that out of nowhere? Look at you, you practically crapped your pants! [points to Ned]

Dr. Jonas Venture:
Except him, he crapped his pants!

Ned:
Boom boom!

Dr. Jonas Venture:
We know what we're doing up there, okay? So don't second guess me! Just get in your little plane, go back to your little lives, and thank your lucky stars someone in this universe is looking out for you! Ungrateful little half-monkeys!

Dean Venture:
Um, bye.

Dr. Jonas Venture:
Whatever! [leaves]