The Vicar of Dibley1994

David Horton:
Item two: Mindless Vandalism. As you probably know, we have an outbreak of graffiti in the village.

Letitia Cropley:
Oh, yes, I saw that. I don't think you're a prat, Mr Horton.

David Horton:
No-one said I was.

Owen Newitt:
Yes, some bugger's scrawled: "Mr Horton's a total prat" on the Scout Hut wall.

David Horton:
We also seem to have acquired a village *Puss* Office. You keeping up, Frank?

Frank Pickle:
Yeah. Horton's a total prat.

David Horton:
Well, let's just keep an eye out for them, shall we? Especially the little *bastard* who's tampered with the sign for the *Tuck* Shop.