The Vicar of Dibley1994

[post credits]

Geraldine Granger:
So, the man from McDonald's goes to the Pope, and he says, "Holy Father, I have a proposition for you. I will give the church a million quid if every time you say the Lord's prayer you say, 'Give us this day our daily hamburger.'"

David Horton:
Mm-hm.

Geraldine Granger:
Well, the Holy Father thinks about this, and he says, "My son, I cannot change the holy text." So the man says, "OK, fifty million quid." So the Pope thinks and he says, "Well, I'll put it to the cardinals." So he goes to his cardinals and he says, "Cardinals, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I can get the church fifty million smackeroonies. The bad news is we're going to have to lose the contract with Wonderloaf."

[David laughs heartily]

Geraldine Granger:
You see, they already had a deal going...

David Horton:
With Daily bread.

Geraldine Granger:
Yes.

David Horton:
I know, I get it.

Geraldine Granger:
You get it?

David Horton:
Brilliant.

Geraldine Granger:
Oh, you get it! What a relief!

[both laugh]

David Horton:
[seriously] Stay.