The Vicar of Dibley1994

[post credits]

Geraldine Granger:
So, two nuns driving down the road in Transylvania.

Alice Tinker:
Oooh.

Geraldine Granger:
Yeah, and all of a sudden a great big scary vampire jumps out right in front of the car.

Alice Tinker:
Oh no.

Geraldine Granger:
Yeah. So one nun says to the other, "Show him your cross." So she winds down her window and leans out and says, "Get out of the way you toothy git!"

[starts to laugh]

Alice Tinker:
Oh, I misunderstood that because I thought she meant show him your crucifix; whereas, in fact she meant show him you're really, really angry.

Geraldine Granger:
Yeah, it is quite a confusing story, yeah.

Alice Tinker:
I'm stupid.

Geraldine Granger:
No, you're not stupid at all.

Alice Tinker:
Oh, it's funny, eh.

[starts giggling]