The Vicar of Dibley1994

Alice Horton:
[after Geraldine saw Harry talking on the phone to a lady friend he knew] Oh love. What fools it makes of us all.

Geraldine Granger:
[sitting on the sofa, disappointed] Yes indeed.

Alice Horton:
Week after week I've been snogging that new puppy and then whoops-a-daisy I've got a great big mouth ulcer.

Geraldine Granger:
[uninterested] What a lovely romantic story.

Alice Horton:
Do you remember when you were dating David's brother and you jumped into that puddle just to show off? You went in right up to your neck.

Geraldine Granger:
Yeah well I won't be doing that again, no matter how cute a chap is.

Alice Horton:
[gasps] Oh gosh! How's it going with Mr. Dreamboat? [Geraldine looks down] Has he driven his purple Porsche in your personal parking space yet?

Geraldine Granger:
[annoyed] No Alice! He hasn't! [Alice makes a cute sound] Shut up and get out!