The Walking Dead2010

[first lines]

Merle Dixon:
[delirious from exposure] Merle: That's right. You heard me, b*tch. You got a problem? Bring it on if you're man enough, Or take it up the chain if you're a p*ssy. You heard me, you p*ssy-ass noncom b*tch. You ain't deaf. Take it up the damn chain of command or you can kiss my lily-white ass. [wheezy laughter] That's right. That's what I said. You heard me. And then this idiot, he takes a swing, You know, and well... [laughs wheezily] Oh, you should've seen the look on his face when I punched out his front teeth. Yeah, five of 'em. Pow! Pow! Just like that. Huh. Oh my God. 16 months in the stockade... Oh, that's what them teeth cost me. Ah, that was... that was hard time, but by God, it was worth every minute of it. Just to see that prick spit his teeth out on the ground. [chuckles] Yes sir, worth every minute. [suddenly realises he is cuffed to a pipe on the roof] Oh no. No no! No no! No no! God! God! No no! God! Jesus! No no, merciful Christ! No no. No no. God, help me! God! God! Jesus, please! Jesus, please. Help me! Come on now! Help me... [sees Walkers trying to get through the door, unable to break it because of the chain] Ohh, Jesus, Jesus, help. [starts sobbing] No, Jesus. Jesus. No no no no no no. Please. I didn't behave, I know. I know I'm being punished. I know. I... Oh, I deserve it. I deserve it. I've been bad. Help me now. Show me the way. Go on, tell me what to do. Tell me. Tell me. God! [rolls under the pipe to reach a nearby handsaw] That's okay. Never you mind, silly Christ boy. I ain't begged you before. I ain't gonna start begging now. I ain't gonna beg you now! Don't you worry about me begging you ever! I'll never beg you! I ain't gonna beg you! I never begged you before. Oh sh*t. No!