Thirtysomething1987

Nancy Krieger Weston:
[looking up in the bathroom mirror and turning to face a rather spooky pair of twin girls] Hi.

Twin:
This is for kids in here.

Nancy Krieger Weston:
I know. I just wasn't feeling so good, so...

Twin:
What's wrong with you?

Nancy Krieger Weston:
Nothing. I was just feeling a little sick. I'm okay.

Twin:
[looking at her sister] She vomited.

Twin:
I know.

Twin:
Are you a mother?

Nancy Krieger Weston:
Yes, I am. I'm a mother. I'm Ethan's mother? Ethan Weston?

Twin:
[after exchanging a knowing glance] Does Ethan have any fish at home?

Nancy Krieger Weston:
[later, telling Elliot before bed] So I said, 'Yes, he has fish.' And then they looked at each other, really suspicious, and one of them looks at me and says, 'Well, that's interesting, because some of ours just happen to be missing.'

Elliot Weston:
[laughing] What are you telling me, Ethan's a fish thief?

Nancy Krieger Weston:
No, I mean the whole thing, it was like suddenly being caught in a Diane Arbus picture. Do you ever get that feeling?

Elliot Weston:
Hourly.

Nancy Krieger Weston:
[laughing] Me too.

Elliot Weston:
You know, we never should have had her take our wedding pictures.