Thirtysomething1987

Prof. Gary Shepherd:
Oh. Whenever I try to take pictures of the moon it always ends up looking like a street lamp in a parking lot.

Melissa Steadman:
Well, you don't know the secret.

Prof. Gary Shepherd:
What secret?

Melissa Steadman:
Ansel Adams. Hernandez, New Mexico. Always remember the moon is a sunlit object. Expose accordingly.

Prof. Gary Shepherd:
[rolling over to go back to sleep] Okay. Now I know the secret.

Melissa Steadman:
[still taking pictures of the moon] Yep. You do.

Prof. Gary Shepherd:
[stirring and looking back up] Were you... were you taking pictures of me just now when I was asleep?

Melissa Steadman:
[sheepish] Sort of.

Prof. Gary Shepherd:
Think they'll turn out?

Melissa Steadman:
[shrugging] Don't know.

Prof. Gary Shepherd:
[going back to sleep] Well, let me know if they do. But remember: Gary is a moonlit object. Expose accordingly.