Timon & Pumbaa1995

Timon:
I want a snail! Raw! And by that, I mean uncooked, meaning still alive!

Culinary Quint:
You want a snail raw? Uncooked? Still alive?

Timon:
Yes. With cute little gumdrop eyes and a swirly, curly-cue shell.

Pumbaa:
And his name is Speedy!

[Timon pounds Pumbaa in the coat]

Pumbaa:
Oww! Uh, I mean his name isn't Speedy!

[Timon kicks Pumbaa a few times]

Pumbaa:
I mean, I didn't say anything.

[Quint gives Timon an evil glare]

Timon:
[nervously] I am a human.

[Quint kicks Timon & Pumbaa out again]