Tom Goes to the Mayor

Tom Goes to the Mayor2004

Tom Goes to the Mayor is an American adult animated series created by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim for Cartoon Network's late night programming block, Adult Swim. It premiered on November 14, 2004 and ended on September 25, 2006 with a total of … more »



The Mayor, Dr. Ian Black:
Ricka ticka tick tock tick tock tock! Ring! Ringa ding ding ringa ding ding! Ricka dick rick ricka dick rick! Ringa dinga ding ding dong! Rim rim rim rim rim!

The Mayor:
Michael! How long has it been old friend?

Dr. Ian Black:
Too long, you sassy devil.

The Mayor:
You crabapple!

Dr. Ian Black:
You delicious horseshoe crab!

The Mayor:
Ohhh I'd grab you with my claws if I had any! [giggles]

Dr. Ian Black:
I'd pinch you so hard! [spots Tom] Who's this guy?

The Mayor:
Oh shoot that's torn, tash, tenis, tens, tango, cash, taaaaaay...

Dr. Ian Black:
He looks like a Steven to me! [Mayor and Black laugh]

The Mayor:
[laughs] Steven.

Dr. Ian Black:
Steven.

The Mayor:
Hello Steven.

Dr. Ian Black:
Hello Steven!

Tom Peters:
It's actually Tom Peters. It's good to meet you. [Silence]

The Mayor:
So, Michael. They tell me you're a doctor of energy now?

Dr. Ian Black:
Yeah, it's a great gig. You are not gonna believe the company car they just gave me.

The Mayor:
Not a LeBaron?

Dr. Ian Black:
A LeBaron!

The Mayor, Dr. Ian Black:
Rick a dick a tick tock tick tock tock! Riiiing ring a ding ding ring a ding ding! [Whispered] Ring a ding ding ring a ding ding! Ring! [Normal] Rick a dick rick rick a dick rick! Ring a ding a ding ding dong!

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