Trailer Park Boys2001

[His speech to become trailer park supervisor, after the boys slip some magic mushrooms into his hot dog]

Sam Losco:
Now, my number one priority is to clean up the criminal activity in this park, and those responsible for it. And you know who I'm talking about.

Ricky:
Why don't you go f*** yourself, you f***ing dick? You're not even from this park.

Sam Losco:
I'm just getting started, boy. You just wait.

Ricky:
Yeah we'll see about that, you dick.

Sam Losco:
Now I plan on working hand in hand with the poli- with the people of this park, and the police... departure, we're...

Sam Losco:
[He suddenly stops and stares into space] This is f***ed up... uhh... I'll look at Ricky's ass, after you... no. You get that lawnmower...

Ricky:
You're on f***ing drugs!

Bubbles:
Sam's on drugs everybody!

J-Roc:
[making a turntable motion in the air] Nobody can understand what you're brrrrrrzzzzzss-sayin'!