Very Important Pennis1995

Dennis Pennis:
Are there any circumstances in which you'd appear naked in a film? Would you strip off?

Michael Douglas:
No, I have, uh... When I turned 50 I decided no more dropping trou'.

Dennis Pennis:
But even if you made a film about American football? Presumably we'd get to see your tackle then?

Michael Douglas:
Sorry?

Dennis Pennis:
Your tackle. Would we get to see your tackle in a film about American football?

Michael Douglas:
Would I get to see you tackle?

Dennis Pennis:
You tackle, your tackle.

Michael Douglas:
My tackle? I don't get it. What is that, an English expression? My tackle?

Dennis Pennis:
It might be, I don't speak English. Well, I do actually, obviously. Well, what I also... Are there any simularities between sex and your bank account?

Michael Douglas:
Is this a joke? No, not that I know of.

Dennis Pennis:
Well, when you withdraw, do you lose interest?

Michael Douglas:
[laughs] I see, very good.

[starts to move on]

Michael Douglas:
Hope you enjoy this one. Take care!

Dennis Pennis:
You too, baby.