WKRP in Cincinnati1978

Andy Travis:
OK, let me ask you this. Can't we do a cheap-o commercial? I mean, hire professional musicans, but maybe, sing the jingle ourselves?

Venus Flytrap:
Can anyone around here sing?

Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
Any jerk can sing. These are the copy points that you gotta work in to it. OK, now: A: All weather floral arrangements.

Venus Flytrap:
What does that mean?

Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella:
That's a plastic flowers.

Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
B: Maintenance-free artificial turf.

Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella:
Plastic Grass.

Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
C: They accept all major credit cards.

Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella:
That would be your plastic money.

Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
Plus, six convenient locations, open weekends, all night hot line, group discount rates and free parking.