WKRP in Cincinnati1978

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson:
[Mr. Carlson has just discovered the nude photos of Jennifer] Where did you get those?

D. Arnold Gonzer:
She posed for them.

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson:
No, she didn't. I know she wouldn't do that.

D. Arnold Gonzer:
Then it's her word against mine. And besides, pictures don't lie.

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson:
What are you gonna do with those pictures?

D. Arnold Gonzer:
I'm gonna sell them. That's what I do for a living. I sell pictures.

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson:
Are you gonna sell those pictures to some cheap girlie magazine?

D. Arnold Gonzer:
No, I'm gonna sell them to the Catholic church.

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson:
Oh, I'm warning you, if you get those pictures published, I'm gonna have my Lawyer all over you AND DON'T THINK I WON'T!

D. Arnold Gonzer:
I don't think so. I got the lady's release form right now. Look, pal. I've doing this for years. I know all the ins and outs, what's legal, what's not legal. I'm no amateur. I've been waiting for the big one and this little lady is it. It's like those Marilyn Monroe pictures. Playboy built an empire off of them. Those photographs are like gold.

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson:
I'm the one responsible for her coming here in the first place. [pauses] No. No, this isn't right.

D. Arnold Gonzer:
But what are you gonna do about it, huh? You can't do nothing. Now go home.