WKRP in Cincinnati1978

Venus Flytrap:
What do you suppose he's up to?

Dr. Johnny Fever:
Carlson? I don't know. You should have been here for the big wig promotion.

Venus Flytrap:
What happened?

Dr. Johnny Fever:
Well, naturally, it didn't work, and we ended up with a warehouse full of wigs. Carlson, he couldn't figure out how to get rid of 'em until the Guatemalan earthquake.

Venus Flytrap:
Say what?

Dr. Johnny Fever:
Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clothes, anything. So Carlson, out of the goodness of his heart, shipped these destitute earthquake victims in Guatemala three thousand blonde stretch wigs. You know, I still have this picture in my mind of quake victims stumbling through the rubble - all looking like Dolly Parton.