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Workaholics is an American television sitcom that originally ran on Comedy Central from April 6, 2011 to March 15, 2017, with a total of 86 episodes spanning seven seasons. The series is co-created and predominantly written by its stars Blake Anders… more »


Alice Murphy:
Tell me... how does one screw up this badly?

Robbie:
I understand that the results were a little off.

Alice Murphy:
Oh! Every employee has tested positive for the following: Marijuana, MDMA, PCP, HGH, Lipitor, Adderall, DayQuil, NightQuil... why would anyone take both? Nitrous oxide, Benzedrine, Valtrex, Flomax, Cialis, and birth control! Thanks for bringing that up, buddy! I can't have kids. Don't need birth control! I want you get on your hobby cart and ride your ass out of this office before I grab Orlando's vacuum and I shove it up your ass on full suction!

Robbie:
[walks out] It was great doing business with you.

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