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Alice Murphy:
[knocking on hotel room door] House keeping!

Anders Holmvik:
Okay, so this is just business, and we're gonna handle this like adults, right?

Alice Murphy:
Yeah totally.

Alice Murphy:
FRESH TOWELS! [kicks door in]

Alice Murphy:
Alright Don, Where is she?

Timothy:
What, who's Don?

Alice Murphy:
Don't you dare lie to me, I know this is his room. NOW TELL ME WHERE HE IS!

Timothy:
What are you talking about? My name is Timothy!

Alice Murphy:
[Grabs an iron and holds it to her face] I will melt my own face off in front of your children if you do not tell me, WHERE THE F*** DON "PSYCHO D" WALTERS IS!

Alice Murphy:
[looks at the man's wife and kids] What do you think kiddies, do you wanna see me peal my own face back like the top of a grilled cheese? [presses the iron up to her face and everyone screams]

Adam DeMamp:
It's unplugged, it's unplugged!

Blake Henderson:
[Alice lunges at Timothy with the iron] Wait no no no! I saw the number in a reflection, we're not supposed to be in 252, we're supposed to be in 525.

Alice Murphy:
[Throws the iron on the bed] ARE YOU F***ING WITH ME?

Alice Murphy:
[starts choking Blake] I will kill you! I will kill you!