Xena: Warrior Princess1995

Xena:
[while Gabrielle is riding on Argo with a swollen ankle] No, you are *not* getting off. Your ankle's too swollen...

Gabrielle:
I'm telling you, Xena, this sprain is not half as bad as the last one...

Xena:
The less you're on it, the faster it'll heal. Besides, when we hook up with Joxer, we'll stop and make camp. It's not like him to be late.

Gabrielle:
What do to want to bet that he stopped to watch the paint dry or the grass grow and he completely forgot...

Xena:
Huh?

Gabrielle:
Hmm? [pause] Believe me, I know Joxer almost as well as I know you.

Xena:
And how well is that?

Gabrielle:
Well, enough to know what you're thinking most of the time. Like right now, you're thinking, "She thinks she knows me, huh? We'll see about that!"

Xena:
Easy guess!

Gabrielle:
Okay. Now you're thinking, "Oh, wait, I haven't thought of anything yet!" Right?

Xena:
And what am I thinking now? [she smirks and looks over at Gabrielle]

Gabrielle:
You wouldn't dare, not to an injured woman!