Xena: Warrior Princess1995

Ares, God of War:
Considering all you've been through.

Gabrielle:
[draws her sais] Ares, whatever you're looking for, look somewhere else!

Ares, God of War:
Do I always have to be after something? You've been away awhile. Maybe I missed you. Maybe I'm trying to help...

Gabrielle:
You only help yourself.

Ares, God of War:
Aw, ultimately that is true but it doesn't mean I don't understand. Here, let me take a shot at this. Uh, Xena has been overprotective of you. She's been treatin' you like you're still...

Gabrielle:
They were five bandits, five of them! She could have handled four and I would have been happy with just one. But no, no, she had to take them all!

Ares, God of War:
It is hard to shed your perceptions of a person...

Gabrielle:
[picks up her sais] I'm tired of it!

Ares, God of War:
Hey, I notice you're gettin' pretty good with those!

Gabrielle:
At least someone noticed. So Xena doesn't appreciate that I've been practicing. It's...

Gabrielle:
[Mavican appears] Who are you?

Mavican:
The name is Mavican. I'm looking for Xena.

Gabrielle:
What do you want with her?

Mavican:
I wanna kill her and I understand that killing you is the best way to meet her!