Xena: Warrior Princess1995

Discord:
[Xena kicks open the door to Ravenica's room. The key in the lock falls out. Xena moves to Ravenica and turns her over. Ravenica has a dagger in her chest. A man in leather shorts attacks Xena. She kicks him and is about to punch his face. Discord sits up on the bed] NO! STOP! Not the face!

Xena:
You're right. I should start at the bottom!

Discord:
[Xena moves to kick him, but Discord sends her flying back with a bolt from her hands. Xena stands] Try that again, you'll be booking a cruise to Tartarus with your friend here, Xena! Oh, sure, I know who you are. All Olympus knows the Warrior Princess. Ares has made sure of that. He's also made me, Goddess of Retribution. Discord's the name!

Xena:
Retribution, huh? [pause] Guess you gotta start somewhere!

Discord:
Where I'll start is with the person who did this. Hand him over!

Xena:
[shrugs to the guy she first found] He's all yours.

Discord:
Very funny, but it just so happens he was... otherwise engaged. [pause] So, cut the comedy.

Xena:
You think *I* did it?

Discord:
I wish. But unfortunately, I saw enough to know it wasn't you...

Xena:
The only other people here are my family and friends. [pause] You're saying one of them is the murderer?

Discord:
No, you're telling me. After all, it takes one to know one, right? And somebody did kill her.

Xena:
Clearly, but...

Discord:
No "but"s! You either cough up the killer by sunrise, or I take one of your buddies! Your choice. But either way, someone's gonna pay!