Young, Dumb and Living Off Mum2009

[lunch is being prepared by Ryan and Enzo. Ryan holds a packet of ham in one hand and a packet of salami in the other hand]

Ryan:
Ham comes from cows... or is that beef? No, it is ham as well, though, isn't it?

Enzo:
No, I think ham comes from... that ham comes from pigs.

Ryan:
[makes a disgusted noise at the ham and next he looks at the salami] And then salami is a fish.

[silence]

Ryan:
Is it a fish?

Enzo:
[laughs] No, its not!

Ryan:
It sounds like a fish.

Himself - Narrator:
Ah yes, of course, the great white salami fish!

Ryan:
You can imagine finding a salami in the ocean.

Enzo:
Like a salmon or a sardine.

Ryan:
Yeah.