Zoey 1012005

Chase Matthews:
Don't you know that girls don't mean half the things they say? Remember that girl you dated a couple of years ago?

Michael Barret:
Oh, yeah. The Karen Franklin incident.

Logan Reese:
What happend with Karen Franklin?

Michael Barret:
Her birthday was coming up, right. So I asked her what she wanted and she said nothing! So I said "uhm, nothing?" and she goes "yeah, nothing" so I said "are you sure?" and she says "yes, I don't want anything". So, I didn't buy her a present.

Chase Matthews:
And?

Michael Barret:
She cried for three days then moved to Wisconscin

Logan Reese:
Wisconscin?

Michael Barret:
It's the dairy state.

Logan Reese:
Oh... [confused] Wait! What was the point of the story?