12 Men of Christmas2009

Will Albrecht:
Well, Ms. Baxter.

E.J. Baxter:
Mr. Albrecht.

Will Albrecht:
How 'bout that? We actually have something in common. We both go to the post office on Saturdays.

E.J. Baxter:
Hm. I imagine a lot of people do.

Will Albrecht:
Yeah, well, I'm sure you're right. Enjoying your day?

E.J. Baxter:
Hm. Just doing errands.

Will Albrecht:
Me too.

E.J. Baxter:
You'll be surprised to know that I haven't gotten lost once yet today.

Will Albrecht:
Well, it's not even noon yet, so... Yeah, Saturday mornings are all about errands for me, but then I always head to this little brunch place down the block.

E.J. Baxter:
Nice.

Will Albrecht:
Yeah. It's real nice. It's got great food.

E.J. Baxter:
Mmm. You enjoy yourself. Oh, do you know where the nearest Kinko's is? I never had a need to look before, but now since that calendar's *actually* happening, Jan and I can't do all the copying by ourselves. So...

Will Albrecht:
We don't have a Kinko's.

E.J. Baxter:
No Kinko's?

Will Albrecht:
No Kinko's.

E.J. Baxter:
How can that be? I thought there was a law that said there had to be a Kinko's on every corner, next to a Gap.

Will Albrecht:
We don't have a Gap either.

E.J. Baxter:
That's not even funny.

Will Albrecht:
But, I think there's one in Billings.

E.J. Baxter:
Well, I don't know where that is, but I need to go there. How close is it?

Will Albrecht:
Oh, it's not too bad. About ten hours, depending on the road conditions. Ain't it awful?

E.J. Baxter:
Mm. I'm not gonna be here forever, so don't worry.

Will Albrecht:
Oh, yeah, well, I'll try not to sweat it.

E.J. Baxter:
You know what? Just because I have a different way of doing things, doesn't make it wrong. It just makes it different. I get that you don't think I belong here. You have zero respect for what I'm trying to do, but you know what? I don't care. Not even remotely. And I get that you think that I act like I landed on the moon, but you don't have to tell me that because for the past six months, I felt like I've been living on another planet. So for the future, let's be polite and agree we disagree and leave it at that, shall we?