12 Men of Christmas2009

Jason Farrar:
You know what gets me? When people have no problem with graphic violence but are horrified by the slightest display of the human body. No wonder the rest of the world thinks we're nuts.

E.J. Baxter:
Mmm.

[points to Will across the street]

E.J. Baxter:
Speaking of the disapprovers.

Jason Farrar:
Ah, Will. He's a piece of work. You know what the thing is? We used to be best friends. We practically grew up together. Then, when his sporting goods stores became successful, he had a chance to help me get the job I really wanted, but instead, he made sure they didn't hire me.

E.J. Baxter:
Why?

Jason Farrar:
It was all about Will. Always has been, always will be. You know, he dumped his fianc?e the morning of the wedding.

E.J. Baxter:
Shut up.

Jason Farrar:
Yeah. No one really knows what happened, but it's bad enough she left town first thing.

E.J. Baxter:
Well, she's better off.

Jason Farrar:
You know, the point is, life is too short. Now, I don't let Will disrupt my happiness and neither should you.